Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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