Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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