i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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