like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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