I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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