no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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