is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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