her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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