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dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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