So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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