PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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