Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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