I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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