Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
