I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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