On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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