i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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