Apparently you make a good broom.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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