its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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