oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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