You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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