Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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