Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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