Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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