i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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