guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We need a shit load of segways right now
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You are a genius and a whore.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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