fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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