If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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