its not stalking. its research.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
