Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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