some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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