just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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