Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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