butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Liz is crying about burritos again.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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