doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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