But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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