I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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