woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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