gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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