i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
