that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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