let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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