Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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