Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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