what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
