no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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