good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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