Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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