gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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