Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think your dad took our porno
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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