did you get engaged???
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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