I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Randomize
