I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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