Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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