I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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