You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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