I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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