i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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